lunarshinobi:

reallyfoxnews:

Fox News headlines v. real headlines, part 2425183. 

The brunette part is really important.

Fun fact, our hair color reveals our place in pansexual society. Blondes are our record keepers. The great librarians, they collect, analyze, store, and distribute information to the rest of us. They are blonde because they reflect the light of knowledge. Those with Black Hair are our inventors. They investigate, produce, and teach new technologies so that we may thrive in future times. Their hair is black because of their frequent dives into the void of the unknown. Burnettes are our ambassadors. They interact with people, plants, and animals, forging bonds that can protect us when we are threatened. Their hair is brown because of their deep connection to the earth.

And as for redheads.

You don’t want to know the purpose of the Red Heads. But may their hellfire consume our enemies.

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tastefullyoffensive:

Cat sitting.

tastefullyoffensive:

Cat sitting.

delicious-food-porn:

Follow for more food porn!

delicious-food-porn:

Follow for more food porn!

vanir-goddess-sigyn:

This is what my dad sends me while in Florida for business.
YES DAD. I KNOW IT IS ONLY 40 DEGREES IN NEW ENGLAND. ENJOY YOUR 80 DEGREE MORNING WEATHER.

*REGRETABLY LEAVES IN SHORTS ON COLD DAYS AND SWEATS ON HOT DAYS*

vanir-goddess-sigyn:

This is what my dad sends me while in Florida for business.

YES DAD. I KNOW IT IS ONLY 40 DEGREES IN NEW ENGLAND. ENJOY YOUR 80 DEGREE MORNING WEATHER.

*REGRETABLY LEAVES IN SHORTS ON COLD DAYS AND SWEATS ON HOT DAYS*

i’ve had tumblr for years and i still don’t know what the fuck an rss feed is

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unnecessaryhorns:

Overdramatic Loki

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cleverandengagingtitlegoeshere:

themountainwillmove:

Portrait of Zachary Levi as Fandral from Thor: The Dark World. 

*swoon!!
Dashing, indeed!

cleverandengagingtitlegoeshere:

themountainwillmove:

Portrait of Zachary Levi as Fandral from Thor: The Dark World. 

*swoon!!

Dashing, indeed!

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When contempating a $15.00 purchase

  • 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
  • 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
  • 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money